Greg: Hey Mr. Lauret, I love The Pledge Of Allegiance.
Joe: Hey did you know that animals are the only animals that can't jump?
Figueira: K, we are going to the...
Matthew: wait, when is free time?
Figueira: Matthew class just barely started!
Figueira: K we're going to the library and...
Charlie: Hey Figueira, can I get a library card?
Figueira: no not on this field trip, Charlie can you sit down?
Charlie: what why not?
Figueira: Because I'm going to Karate chop you! Now sit down!
Micheal: Is that your hair Mrs. Thomas?
Mrs. Thomas: yes, why?
Micheal: it looks like you just saw a ghost!
Ms. Turner: what shouldn't we do at Cafe Rio?
Isaac: pick your nose in public.
Charlie: Figueira how do you spell Ebay?
Charlie: Hey Figueira, can I get on the microphone at graduation?
Figueira: No Charlie, you may NOT talk on the microphone. That is for the principle and other authorized people to use.
Figueira: Greg, you know what happens when we get don't pay our bills?
Greg: what?
Figueira: we get kicked out.
Greg: oh, I don't need that...
Sammy: how much money do you have if you are a billionair?
Greg: this paper is off to Disneyland, I don't need this anymore!
Me: Joe where do you find pigs?
Joe: inside of a grocery store?
Ms. Turner: what shouldn't we do with a toaster?
Isaac: put your tongue on it
Figueira: How should we decorate our bathroom?
Class: yes!
Isaac: lets put a fake dead person in there!
Sammy: Bathrooms are the best place to kill people!
After our class said the pledge of allegiance...
Greg: I pledge allegiance that Matthew isn't here!
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3 comments:
Jacob! I always love reading your class quotes. They're hilarious!
I'm addicted to your class quotes. I pledge allegiance that you need to post these each week!
I NEEDED THIS!! Like always... hehe There is nothing like a wonderful son taking the time to write these up to make others laugh. That is what I so enjoy about you my Jacob!!! Thanks again!
They are all my favorites!
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