Charlie: hey Greg, you want a cheese cracker?
Greg: sure, Charlie, I would like one... moments later, Charlie, why does this cracker taste like cheese?
Figueira: where should we go for a field trip?
Sammy: Africa!
Charlie: NO! NOT AFRICA!
Figueira: why Charlie?
Charlie: because it's spookie! A la la lion, t t t tiger, or a b b b babears, or other animals WILL KILL ME! I've never seen such horror on a persons face!
Micheal: Hey Charlie do you remember when you were taller then me?
Charlie: yah
Micheal: WELL HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!!! WHOOO!
Figueira: K guys where looking for words that start with a “D” in the newspaper, raise your hand once you find one.
Charlie: Dinosaurs!
David: Diseratops!!!
Figueira: I don't think there is a Dinosaur called Diseratops, and that isn't even in the newspaper.
David: SO!!! IT'S NOT LIKE DINOSAURS ARE REAL ANYWAY!!!
Figueira: K Greg it's time to go to class with you peer tutor
Greg: Ok, come on Jordon, Christopher Robin is this way.
Figueira: Greg we're at Timpanogos, not in a 100 acre forest
Me: Charlie what are you eating?
Charlie: a Snickers bar. I earned it.
Micheal: I don't like candy bars anymore.
Me: why?
Micheal: Because I think that there gross and now I fell in love with spaghetti!
Story: I was trying to get a student to go to PE and we wasn't budging. He didn't want to go because he didn't want to run. As I continued to persuade him to go to PE I said, “ Sammy, please go to your PE class.” He then took off his shoe and then took off his sock, and then put his sock on his hand, made a puppet out of the sock and then the puppet said, “ NO!” the puppet then continued to rant and complain. And eventually the puppet agreed to go to class! THE END
k so Brody always needs get reminded to go to the bathroom after lunch. And today was funny.
Figueira: Brody go to the bathroom.
Brody: I'm not Brody!
Isaac: You lie like a Chinese Chicken!
Matthew: Hey what is the password?
Figueira: there is no password for student.
Matthew: How bout, OK!
Charlie sings to the tune of, “Give me a break, Give me a break Give me a break of that, Kit Kat Bar!
Charlie's version: Give me a break, give me a break, give me a break of that KILL KILL Kill!!!
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3 comments:
Wow. These never get old. I thank you for adding these laughs to my day. I'm still smiling.
oh dear! I feel like your students are my family now. Seeing that they remind me of you guys when you were young. hehe. Actually, they say such endearing stufffff! NOT TO MENTION DANG FUNNY! love you Jakes for these awesome funny moments!
one word!!! my face is laughing way to hard
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