class quotes 10

Student: It is easier if you do it smarter.

student: Mr. Lauret, have you heard of Joe-ga?
teacher: No, what does it consist of?
student: it consists of stretching, breathing a sleeping.

student: when does this thing start?
Other student: Hold your patience!

teacher: student, do you like money?
student: No I hate money! I just want to chill!

teacher: K class we're going on a field trip to Thankgiving point!
student: NOOOOO! I am staying here. I hate dinosaurs
other student: YAH!!! I LOVE DINOSAURS!!!
teacher: thank you for expressing your opinion, and we will also be going out to a fast food restaurant...
student: HAHAHA NOW YOU'RE TALKING! (he was yelling this very loudly)

Student: stop calling me a Woman you Woman!

Teacher: what is a number on a house?
Student: the number L!
Teacher: No, that is a letter...

Teacher: ok write down a phone number of someone we can contact in case of an emergency.
Student: 801-911

Student: who wants to smell my stinky shoe?

Teacher: Hey Student, why are you eating in class we just had lunch?
Student: I like to save it for a snack.
Teacher: well lunch just ended 2 minutes ago.

Student: Hey Mr. Lauret, where is your second brain?
Lauret: Huh? I have a second brain?
Student: Yah, your computer, you can't function without it!

Teacher: what can you buy in the Office/School section in the store?
Student: Homework?

Teacher: K student, lets put on your thinking cap.
Student: NO!
Student2: are you sure he even has one?

Teacher: K student, tell us a fake story about how you went to St. George
Student: well, the truth is, I didn't really go to St. George.

Teacher: oh good, you're not dead.
Student: welcome to alive!