10 bad tips for driving in the snow

Ok, Here are a couple things to keep in mind while driving in the snow.

1. when your tires are spinning, slam the peddle to the metal. By doing this, not only does it make you slide more, but it also does not help your gas mileage.

2. When there are two cars doing donuts in a parking lot, try to ram them with your own car. By doing this, you might be able to sell the cop on the person for reckless driving charges, and then you might get money in your pocket

3. when going down a hill, make sure you brake hard enough to lock up your wheels. This gives you the feeling that you are on a sled with no control.

4. when turning a corner, go as fast as you can before the turn and then try to take the corner like a race car driver. by doing this you should be sliding into the intersection and ready to hit a car. please brace for impact.

5. when doing donuts in a parking lot, always try to stay close to the curbs. by doing this you may end up hitting the curb ruining your axel, CV joints, rims and possibly popping your tire.

6. when going up a hill, build as much momentum before hand in order to get to the top. If you lose momentum before reaching the top don't give up. keep that gas peddle down and never keep your eye off your goal. Don't look behind for other cars behind you. keep focused! By doing this you may have more motivation to conquer the hill next try.

7. when driving on the road, please tail the person in front of you. if the person hits his brakes, you are bound to slide into him. The fun part about this is, you get to play bumper cars. the best part about this idea is that if you're fully covered insurance will pay for your damages!!!

8. if there is snow on your windshield don't scrap it off. By doing this, it blinds your driving and you get to have the thrill of not knowing of what you'll run into.

9. when drifting around corners, make sure there are tons of cars near by to keep you from drifting off the road.

10. Be aggressive as you drive in the snow. have fun, don't hold back. by doing this you are going are going to have more fun than you ever imagined!

want a burger?

Ok, so, Yesterday I spent all day finishing writing my 10 page paper and it took me a little over 13 hours. it was crazy! but I got it done but not all the way edited. So, the paper needed to be turned in by 7 pm. by the time I was done editing my paper it was 7:15.

side note: my class made a rule where if your cell phone went off in class you owe the class donuts. and my cell phone went of twice so I owed them donuts twice.

so I left and as I was driving to class the thought came to my head, "hey stop by and get some donuts for the class." as this thought came to my head I saw a Burger King and I decided to stop there and by them each a burger.

I ordered 12 Jr. Woppers, and 12 Spicy Chicken sandwiches. Totaling 24 burgers. as I arrived to class no one was there. it turned out that all we needed to do is turn in the paper. SO I gave 5 burgers to my teacher. and left with 19 burgers in had. Luckily I was on my way to a Birthday party. So there would be plenty of people at the party to eat the burgers. But since the party started at 8, it just so happened that everyone had just eaten their dinner and did not want any of my burgers!

Any how, Luckily, we were all going to laser assalt and we stopped by an apartment complex called rain tree apartments. there I found plenty of young adults starving and wanting my burgers.
I was happy to feed them for free and even though it sucked to not feed who I wanted to initially. I am glad that I got to feed cool people.