Mr. Figueira: Isaac what group do you want to be in? Pancakes or scones?
Isaac: Scones
Charlie (yells): NOW YOU'RE TALKING!!!!
ME: Hey Mr. Figueira guess what I saw on headlines on Jay Leno?
Mr. Figueira: What?
Me: on headline said, “ Man shoots a 10 point deer... In a petting zoo!”
Greg: WHAT!!! HE COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE! THAT IS DANGEROUS!
Situation: we were learning about our circles. And how we have a Blue circle. This circle includes our brothers, sisters, mom and dad and any boy or girl friend or husband or wife. After a quick activity learning about the Blue circle, Charlie stands in the middle of class and says,
Charlie: Now we have learned about the blue circle we will learn about the green one!
Greg: Jake what is your favorite Saturday activity?
Jake: anything...
Greg: oh, an..y....thing....is...the...cor...rect....answer.... (there where serious pauses!)
Mr. Figueira: Where did Ben go?
Me: Ben went to the bathroom...
Mr. Figueira: wait, I didn't hear you, where did he go?
Bryant: He went to Jarad!
Mr. Figueira: OK, Bryant, what is your teams name?
Bryant: team butterball
Mr. Figueira: OK, Greg what is your teams name?
Greg: how about, Lets Bring Mathew Back To School, Team! (Mathew is his best friend and has been absent for about 3 days.)
Greg: I have a question.
Mr Figueira: yes, Greg, what is it?
Greg: I got a Disney Love CD for Valentines day.
Mr, Figueira: Oh, that isn't a question Greg.
Greg: oh, well that was the period of my question. Oh here is my real question. (whispers to Mr. Figueira) Charlie is falling asleep.
Mr. Figueira: that still isn't a question.
(so we are washing dishes and kyle's hands were wet)
Kyle: I have an itch! (he then points to his crotch and then he got frustrated because his hands were wet!)
Mathew: I HAAATTEEEE LOOOVVVVEEE!!!!!!!
Mr. Figueira: OK Matthew your job is to find three things on this menu
Matthew: But Mr. Figueira, I don't have a job!
Mr. Figueira: Oh, I mean your “assignment” is to find 3 things on this menu.
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2 comments:
Thanks for another post. I've been needing a good laugh. I couldn't stop laughing about the one where you tell about the man who shoots a 10 point deer in a petting zoo and the student shouts, "What! That's so dangerous! He could've killed someone." He's right, you know. But I still thought it was hilarious.
Dang! Could these things get any better? I think not till you write yet another post Jake!! It's a great way to start a day off for sure! You are the bomb my son for taking notes in class ;)
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