Wednesday, March 18, 2009

class qoutes #6

Greg: cafe is brown in Spanish!

Kyle song he made up: Oh, trying to be friends, but people are jerks, so I'm gonna put some fleas on you, and the fleas will have the plague, and they'll make you cough a lot, then you'll be too sick to hurt my feelings anymore! Drrr, drdrdrrrr,

Greg: Ms. Kelly has different rules.
Me: yep, it's because we are all different, and there is no real such thing as being normal.
Greg: yeah, but we're all normal because you don't see us biting our own arms.

Greg: Spanish is like the Black mustache, And Japanese is like the weird eyes

Mr. Figueira! Look a singing mermaid
Mathew: HEY DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT IN MY PRESENCE!!!

Isaac: hey guess what? Don't be a fruitcake!

Isaac: hey guess what? Don't take greasy pills

Ben: You know what I'm going to get for my birthday? A Lamborghini and a safari!
Me: don't you mean Ferrari?
Ben: yeah, a safari!

Kyle: The Followers of Nephi were Nephites, The followers of Laman are Lamanites, and we are in Brother Walkers class and therefor we are called Walkerites!

Situation: A student doesn't talk very well and Greg said, “it always sounds like he prays in German” the student was going to pray again and Greg says:
Greg: Great another German prayer...

Situation: We were having a class discussion on allowance and Ben kept interrupting.
Me: Ok Ben, it's not your turn it's Charlie's.
Charlie: I save up my allowance
*Ben interrupts again
Me: Ben it's still not your turn
*then out of no where.
Brody yells: OK!!!!!
(I believe he used OK in the context of “STOP IT! YOU'RE DONE!”)

Mr. Figueira: OK, Kyle, you have the news.
Kyle: I have the news, and I have allergies!

Whitney: Kyle, I'm not going to do the news for you.
Kyle: well I don't want to do the news.
Whitney: well can you come and help?
Kyle: I WILL NOT HELP! TALK TO THE HAND SISTA!

3 comments:

Stephen Christensen said...

Funny post! I liked the "talk to the hand sista" as the finale.

Cute Sauce said...

Hehehehe... I love your blog!!! It always makes me laugh :) love you

Bobbie said...

oh boy, yet another funny lafta stuff! I lovem all! I must start writing down the things that happen in our therapy room with our patients, too. They keep me laffin'. I should share them. Thank you Jakes for Quote 6 !!