Thursday, January 8, 2009

more class quotes #3

Kyle: I like to eat meat! But I'm not afraid to eat carrots or broccoli!!!


Me: Kyle, where did you go?

Kyle: I had something stuck in my throat, but I swallowed it good! (walks off with a smile all proud like)


Mr. Muffler: what animal are you afraid Kyle?

Kyle: You can't hide from parasitic warms


Mr Figueira: I think volcanoes are beautiful

Kyle: “no beauty more deadly than the fire within”


Mr. Muffler: Mathew, what is your favorite sport?

Mathew: Football

Mr. Muffler: Why?

Mathew: Because I get to sit down and watch it!


Me: Bryant did you know that your not doing your work?

Isaac responds trying to burn me

Isaac: did you know that your faith is on fire?


Mr. Figueira: Mathew, we are going to learn how to write a short email. So, what are we going to learn?

Mathew: Yahoo?


Mr. Figueira: what is a bad example of keeping your hands and feet to yourself?

Kyle: You want a butt full of foot?

Mr. Figueira (Laughing ): Kyle, that is not appropriate, but it was funny


Question: Greg why would you want to be king of the world?

Greg: I would want to be king of the world because I want to create a them park called Blickfielt Land!! “Look out it the coolest Light Saber ride”!


12 natural disasters of Christmas

by Kyle


12 tornadoes

11 hurricanes

10 snowy blizzards

9 avalanches

8 forest fires

7 land slides

6 volcanoes

5 tsunamis

4 lighting bolts

3 flash floods

2deadly droughts

1 an earthquake in New York City

2 comments:

Stephen Christensen said...

These never fail to get me laughing my insides out! Thanks for sharing and we look forward to more. My favorite one this time- Jake did you know your faith is on fire?

Love you bro,
Lani

Bobbie said...

Kudos for taking notes on your class again. It always quacks me up. I especially love it after a long day at work!! Love you for that Jakes! U r the bomb! ONE of my favs was the foot in the butt thang! Loving u from Roosevelt, meMOM