Kyle: I like to eat meat! But I'm not afraid to eat carrots or broccoli!!!
Me: Kyle, where did you go?
Kyle: I had something stuck in my throat, but I swallowed it good! (walks off with a smile all proud like)
Mr. Muffler: what animal are you afraid Kyle?
Kyle: You can't hide from parasitic warms
Mr Figueira: I think volcanoes are beautiful
Kyle: “no beauty more deadly than the fire within”
Mr. Muffler: Mathew, what is your favorite sport?
Mathew: Football
Mr. Muffler: Why?
Mathew: Because I get to sit down and watch it!
Me: Bryant did you know that your not doing your work?
Isaac responds trying to burn me
Isaac: did you know that your faith is on fire?
Mr. Figueira: Mathew, we are going to learn how to write a short email. So, what are we going to learn?
Mathew: Yahoo?
Mr. Figueira: what is a bad example of keeping your hands and feet to yourself?
Kyle: You want a butt full of foot?
Mr. Figueira (Laughing ): Kyle, that is not appropriate, but it was funny
Question: Greg why would you want to be king of the world?
Greg: I would want to be king of the world because I want to create a them park called Blickfielt Land!! “Look out it the coolest Light Saber ride”!
12 natural disasters of Christmas
by Kyle
12 tornadoes
11 hurricanes
10 snowy blizzards
9 avalanches
8 forest fires
7 land slides
6 volcanoes
5 tsunamis
4 lighting bolts
3 flash floods
2deadly droughts
1 an earthquake in New York City

2 comments:
These never fail to get me laughing my insides out! Thanks for sharing and we look forward to more. My favorite one this time- Jake did you know your faith is on fire?
Love you bro,
Lani
Kudos for taking notes on your class again. It always quacks me up. I especially love it after a long day at work!! Love you for that Jakes! U r the bomb! ONE of my favs was the foot in the butt thang! Loving u from Roosevelt, meMOM
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