Student: you should put butter on your TV so you can just stand up and bite your TV and then just sit back down.
Teacher: Sometimes you need to describe things to people who don't know what it is... like a chair. Some people don't know what a chair is.
Student: like people in China.
Teacher: I'm pretty sure people in China know what a chair is.
Student: stop it woman!
Student 2: why do you keep forgetting? I'm a guy!
Teacher: k, seems like in every interview they the first thing the boss asks...
Student: do you like tacos?
Teacher: do you remember his name?
Student: yes, its Manasseh
student 2: Hallelujah you remember my name!
Teacher: tell me something unique about yourself.
Student: I like to pick my nose.
Teacher: this print out is a little fuzzy.
Student: hey, Mr. Lauret you make me feel all fuzzy inside.
Student: my favorite movie is Aladin
Student2: what Aladin? Don't you mean street rat?
Student: Mr. Lauret, your computer is so whacked up, it's like WIKKI WIKKI WHAT!!!
Teacher: K class we are going to the mall. You have to choose 5 different stores you want to go to.
Student: oh can I go to game stop?
Teacher: ok but you need to choose 5 stores.
Student. Yes master.
Peer tutor: why do you want to be a paperboy?
Student: because my family has been doing it for generations and generations.
Student: I'm in the smelling mood. Can I smell you?
Student1: what is this on my chair?
Student2: it's called bubble crap. (it's really bubble wrap)
Teacher: k lets do the joke of the day.
Student: I'll do it. (the student goes up and is about to tell a joke. The teacher then asks if its a clean joke. The student then said yes, and then put on hand sanitizer and then proceeded to tell his joke.)
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Thanks for yet another smile to add to my day! Hope all is well with you bro! Um, I gotta get me some of that "bubble crap."
My life is so much better for reading that joy
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