Student: It is easier if you do it smarter.
student: Mr. Lauret, have you heard of Joe-ga?
teacher: No, what does it consist of?
student: it consists of stretching, breathing a sleeping.
student: when does this thing start?
Other student: Hold your patience!
teacher: student, do you like money?
student: No I hate money! I just want to chill!
teacher: K class we're going on a field trip to Thankgiving point!
student: NOOOOO! I am staying here. I hate dinosaurs
other student: YAH!!! I LOVE DINOSAURS!!!
teacher: thank you for expressing your opinion, and we will also be going out to a fast food restaurant...
student: HAHAHA NOW YOU'RE TALKING! (he was yelling this very loudly)
Student: stop calling me a Woman you Woman!
Teacher: what is a number on a house?
Student: the number L!
Teacher: No, that is a letter...
Teacher: ok write down a phone number of someone we can contact in case of an emergency.
Student: 801-911
Student: who wants to smell my stinky shoe?
Teacher: Hey Student, why are you eating in class we just had lunch?
Student: I like to save it for a snack.
Teacher: well lunch just ended 2 minutes ago.
Student: Hey Mr. Lauret, where is your second brain?
Lauret: Huh? I have a second brain?
Student: Yah, your computer, you can't function without it!
Teacher: what can you buy in the Office/School section in the store?
Student: Homework?
Teacher: K student, lets put on your thinking cap.
Student: NO!
Student2: are you sure he even has one?
Teacher: K student, tell us a fake story about how you went to St. George
Student: well, the truth is, I didn't really go to St. George.
Teacher: oh good, you're not dead.
Student: welcome to alive!
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:) I love these.
yah ha! That's what I'm talking about~ another 'fun memorable moments'in your class! I see the names has been changed to protect their identity. I really liked knowing their names in one way because I grew to love each innocent one through their precious ways you would record! Thank u again JakeS!
Hey Jake! It is hard for me to imagine you all grown up, and a teacher at Timpanogos no less! It has been so long since I've seen your family, it is hard to imagine you all married or having careers and such. I'll always remember you all as the kids we used to run around with all of the time, too fun. Hope you're well, just thought I'd say hello!
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