Ok, Here are a couple things to keep in mind while driving in the snow.
1. when your tires are spinning, slam the peddle to the metal. By doing this, not only does it make you slide more, but it also does not help your gas mileage.
2. When there are two cars doing donuts in a parking lot, try to ram them with your own car. By doing this, you might be able to sell the cop on the person for reckless driving charges, and then you might get money in your pocket
3. when going down a hill, make sure you brake hard enough to lock up your wheels. This gives you the feeling that you are on a sled with no control.
4. when turning a corner, go as fast as you can before the turn and then try to take the corner like a race car driver. by doing this you should be sliding into the intersection and ready to hit a car. please brace for impact.
5. when doing donuts in a parking lot, always try to stay close to the curbs. by doing this you may end up hitting the curb ruining your axel, CV joints, rims and possibly popping your tire.
6. when going up a hill, build as much momentum before hand in order to get to the top. If you lose momentum before reaching the top don't give up. keep that gas peddle down and never keep your eye off your goal. Don't look behind for other cars behind you. keep focused! By doing this you may have more motivation to conquer the hill next try.
7. when driving on the road, please tail the person in front of you. if the person hits his brakes, you are bound to slide into him. The fun part about this is, you get to play bumper cars. the best part about this idea is that if you're fully covered insurance will pay for your damages!!!
8. if there is snow on your windshield don't scrap it off. By doing this, it blinds your driving and you get to have the thrill of not knowing of what you'll run into.
9. when drifting around corners, make sure there are tons of cars near by to keep you from drifting off the road.
10. Be aggressive as you drive in the snow. have fun, don't hold back. by doing this you are going are going to have more fun than you ever imagined!
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3 comments:
Sister Lani says,
Hmmmm.... This post may need a disclaimer ("Don't try this at home" or "These tips meant only for terrorists and criminals").
You painted some funny pictures in my mind with these tips. I'm gonna have to use some of them in my book. Hehehe...
More funny stuff here for sure! I was trying to pick my fav tips but sorta had a hard time of it :) So... I... was... wondering...
Are you writing this from experience? HUH Jakes? huh? huh? huh?? :)
These are great helpful tips in driving on snow, especially with the winter season coming up. - V8 Drive
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