Bryant: How much does it cost to rent a longboard for free?
Our class made up a story and this is how it goes...
Once upon a time there was a... Lobzilla who tried to destroy the universe. There was also a T-Rex destroying buildings. Then, along Ben who tried to kill the T-Rex, who then ate Ben's head, Ben still tried to fight. Then his head grew back. Lobzilla then killed 10 gazillion people in the universe. Then Brody challenged Lobzilla to a dual. Brody then took Lobzilla home. Lobzilla then ate Brody. Ben then killed Lobzilla with a rocket launcher and cooked Lobzilla. Then Jake killed Ben on purpose!
The End
Mr. Figueira: K Charlie, You know that you're not suppose to be eating in class.
Charlie: I know, I'm sorry Master.
Me: Greg, do you want to participate in track and field.
Greg: I don't want to participate because i'm too fast!
Situation: we couldn't get the TV to turn on
Greg: abracadabra TV COME ON!!! TURN ON!!!
Once upon a time... there was a small caterpillar eating large leaves. And ben stepped into a large sandbox and then he started dancing and farted loudly I covered my face in some pie. And nuclear reactors started to explode, causing death. But, it made flowers appear in bryants head. Later, Bryant sat on a port-a-potty reading womans choir magazine. He died dramatically and cried. Finally he got milk in his pants and BAM! THE END
Figueira: Matthew, what does it mean to talk quietly?
Matthew: it means to just chill!
Jake: you look pissed.
Lacy: well I'm not pissed but i'm not happy. I just watched my grandma die practically.
Bryant: well, I my grandma lost her eye!
We were on a class field trip and Charlie sees a Polynesian cop and says, “ Hey, do you speak English?” The cop then confused said, “ Do I look like I can't speak English?” We all laughed and I apologized to the cop for Charlie.
Kyle was bouncing like a Kangaroo and saying, “Boing Boing Boing” A peer tutor came through the door and Kyle says, “ Hey! Can I boing you?”
Figueira: K, Charlie, come on up for the weather.
Charlie: K, but I don't ever want to talk about Winnie the Poo and how crappy it is!
Figueira: where did that come from? We just need to hear our weather report.
Figueira: I think i'm a little crazy...
Matthew: I think you're having bad memories Figueira.
Maria: I want to stick my hand in a killer whales mouth
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3 comments:
Milk in his pants and BAM!??? That's hilarious.
These are great! Sharee
How can one not crack up reading this?! I sure do. Again... I can't make up my mind which is my favorite entry! Although I have often correlated the feelings I have reading this to some of the things my husband says that just stumps me! I swear he needs to be in your class Jake!
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